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Hey, baby.

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Oh.

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Is that a sexy English professor

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is that a sexy English professor

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I see cooking in my kitchen?

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Actually, doctor Reed is away

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shrimp fishing.

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Shrimp fishing.

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I am chauncey, your personal

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chef.

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Oh, I forgot it was

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oh, I forgot it was

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role-playing night, but, okay.

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[Clears throat]

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Uh, I hope...

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Uh, I hope...

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I hope I can handle what it is

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I hope I can handle what it is

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you're serving me.

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First of all, baby,

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we're having honey-glazed

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we're having honey-glazed

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chicken...

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Ooh, chicken.

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On a bed...

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A bed!

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Of saffron rice.

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Of saffron rice.

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A bed!

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Mm.

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A bed, you say!

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We need to move.

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We need to move.

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Mom, you can treat crazy people

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anywhere.

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Uh, hello.

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What about my job?

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You teach online.

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You teach online.

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Hello.

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World wide web?

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Well, kaci, why do we need to

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well, kaci, why do we need to

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move this time?

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'Sup, good people?

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Because of him.

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Because of him.

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Keenan, what did you do to

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your sister?

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He ruined my life.

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He told the new boy at school

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that he was older than me.

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That he was older than me.

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I didn't say that.

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See, what I said was,

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technically, I'm older.

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By five minutes.

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You know what five minutes

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is?

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Is?

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First place,

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last place.

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You're just mad because you like

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him.

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Shut up.

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Shut up.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay, shut up.

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Because kaci would never like a

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boy.

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I mean, come on.

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They're sweaty and smelly

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and so much like you.

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Right?

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No.

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He's nothing like him.

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He's nothing like him.

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He's not?

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Dillon has a dimple,

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and he smells like cotton candy.

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I love cotton candy.

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I love cotton candy.

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You're using reverse

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psychology on me like I'm one of

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your patients.

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You got me.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, sweetie, but it's

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okay.

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I mean, if you're too

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embarrassed to talk about him,

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then it's fine.

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Then it's fine.

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No, I'm not too embarrassed

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to talk about him.

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You're not?

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I think he's...

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You're doing it again!

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You're doing it again!

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Mom!

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[Laughs]

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I thought you had her.

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Yeah, me too.

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Mom?

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Mom?

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Yes.

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You left your keys in the

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door again.

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Oh, shoot.

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Thanks, Alexis.

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Oh.

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You drive a hard bargain, little

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you drive a hard bargain, little

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lady.

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All right.

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What is it, a dollar?

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There.

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There.

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This is paying off better

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than the swear jar.

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Gimme my keys.

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[Funky randamp;B music]

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Morning, miss Helen.

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I'll see you later, boo.

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I'll see you later, boo.

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Good morning, Dr. Reed.

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Good morning, miss Helen.

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So what's on the agenda for

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today?

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Today?

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Well, I just set up a blind

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date with a gentleman I met on

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the subway.

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The subway.

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Ooh.

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We were just skyping.

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[Laughs]

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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If you were just skyping, then

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if you were just skyping, then

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how can it be a blind date?

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He can't see.

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So, miss Helen, what's on my

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agenda for today?

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Agenda for today?

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It always has to be about

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you, doesn't it?

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You, doesn't it?

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Haz lo que tu quieras, okay?

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Hi, Gabriella.

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Hi, Gabriella.

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Hey, girl.

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Hey, wh--whoa.

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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

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What's wrong?

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Ugh, Johnny and I have been

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arguing all morning.

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Arguing all morning.

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He wants to have lunch with his

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ex, and I told him no.

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Wait, what's the big deal?

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Carla, no man should be

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Carla, no man should be

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friends with his ex.

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She had her chance, and if she

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couldn't seal the deal, then

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that's her problem.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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I think--wait a minute.

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I think you're overreacting.

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I mean, it's just lunch.

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Yeah, that's how it all

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starts.

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Next thing you know, they're

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laughing and reminiscing about

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laughing and reminiscing about

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old times.

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Then they start wondering why

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they broke up in the first

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place.

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Pretty soon, they're on a

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Caribbean cruise, and i'm

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Caribbean cruise, and i'm

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explaining to a judge how his

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house accidentally burned down.

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Oh, no.

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He's definitely not worth that.

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He's definitely not worth that.

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You're better than it.

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You're right.

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I should have someone else torch

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the house.

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No, no. No, no.

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I don't think anything should

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I don't think anything should

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burn, okay?

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All I'm saying is that you're

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smart and attractive and

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stylish--

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stylish--

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and needy and temperamental

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and a witch doctor.

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And a witch doctor.

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I am not a witch doctor,

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miss Helen.

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Acupuncture is a medical

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discipline.

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For a voodoo doll.

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For a voodoo doll.

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Yeah, miss Helen--miss Helen.

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Miss Helen, just because you

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don't understand something

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doesn't make it less valid,

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doesn't make it less valid,

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right?

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There's a lot of people that

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don't understand the benefits of

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therapy, and they suffer in

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silence without getting the help

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silence without getting the help

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that they need.

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Once again, we're back to

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you.

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Okay, I'm gonna be in my

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okay, I'm gonna be in my

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office, and I will talk to you

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later, Gabby.

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Miss Helen, see you later.

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[Sighs]

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[Knocking]

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Come in.

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Come in.

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Hi.

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I have a 10:00 appointment.

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Oh, my goodness.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Is my receptionist out there?

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Yeah, but she just told me to

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show myself in.

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Something about healing

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beginning with baby steps.

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Beginning with baby steps.

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Oh, god.

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Okay, I'm so sorry.

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So sorry.

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Please, have a seat.

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Okay.

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Just here.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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I'll sit here.

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Oh, I went ahead and I

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oh, I went ahead and I

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downloaded the intake form when

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I made the appointment.

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Oh, great.

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Here you go.

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Great.

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So Dominique edmonds.

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So Dominique edmonds.

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Here!

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I see you left your reason

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for coming in today blank.

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For coming in today blank.

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No offense, but I don't know

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you like that.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Um, Dominique, I understand your

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um, Dominique, I understand your

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hesitation, but let me assure

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you that everything you say here

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you that everything you say here

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is confidential.

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I'm bound by the ethics of my

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profession and the laws of the

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state of New York.

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State of New York.

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Okay.

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I like sex too much.

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I like sex too much.

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Can you explain?

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That's not self-explanatory?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I guess it is.

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Um, okay, so why do you think

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you are always in the mood?

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You are always in the mood?

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Well, isn't that where you

301
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come in?

302
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Come in?

303
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No, I'm actually here more to

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guide and counsel you, um,

305
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guide and counsel you, um,

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so that I can help you find

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solutions to your problems.

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Oh.

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Oh.

310
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Well, then maybe you should call

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yourself a guidance counselor

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and not a psychologist.

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[Laughter]

314
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[Laughter]

315
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What are you writing?

316
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I'm just taking some notes.

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Mm-mm.

318
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No paper trail.

319
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Um, okay.

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No notes.

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No notes.

322
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Look, Dr. Reed, please,

323
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please just fix me, you know?

324
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Just give me a pill or a patch

325
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just give me a pill or a patch

326
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or something like that.

327
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It's not that easy.

328
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It's not that easy.

329
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Sex addiction takes a long time

330
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to overcome.

331
00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:03,554
Addiction?

332
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:03,841
No.

333
00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,303
Who said anything about being

334
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addicted?

335
00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:05,997
Okay.

336
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,510
Okay.

337
00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:10,222
Has your lifestyle negatively

338
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affected your family?

339
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,390
Affected your family?

340
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Friendships?

341
00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,889
Career?

342
00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,997
No.

343
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,940
No.

344
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Well, maybe a couple of

345
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friendships.

346
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Friendships.

347
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But never my fam--ily...

348
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But never my fam--ily...

349
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But never my career.

350
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Ooh...

351
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,660
Ooh...

352
00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,037
I did have to leave Boston.

353
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You're good.

354
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That's why I don't call

355
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that's why I don't call

356
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myself a guidance counselor.

357
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[Laughter]

358
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Hey, babe.

359
00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:52,513
Hey.

360
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,057
Hang on one second.

361
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:53,999
One second.

362
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,020
One second.

363
00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,101
[Sighs]

364
00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,998
[Cell phone chirps]

365
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,450
[Cell phone chirps]

366
00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,997
[Laughs]

367
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,380
[Laughs]

368
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,589
Mm.

369
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,998
Honey.

370
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,340
Honey.

371
00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:24,670
Yes.

372
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,224
Mr. English professor.

373
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Mm-hmm.

374
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,473
I don't think that's how you

375
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spell that.

376
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,470
Spell that.

377
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,801
Oh, I'm texting.

378
00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:33,597
I don't have to spell it right

379
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,469
as long as you're gonna do it

380
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,995
right.

381
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,180
Right.

382
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:36,965
Oh, i'ma do it right.

383
00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:37,428
[Door slams]

384
00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:38,426
You're gonna do...

385
00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,137
Come over here and explain to me

386
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,267
how you plan to do it.

387
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,483
Lemme tell you.

388
00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:42,002
Okay.

389
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,360
Okay.

390
00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:47,279
We really need to move.

391
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,000
Why now?

392
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,860
Why now?

393
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:49,985
He's here.

394
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,571
Who's here?

395
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,066
You never listen to me!

396
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:53,657
What?

397
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,001
You--

398
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,620
you--

399
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,530
you were whispering.

400
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,448
What was all that?

401
00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,195
That woman was yelling at

402
00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,997
you.

403
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,330
You.

404
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,035
What's happening, fam?

405
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,044
This is Dillon.

406
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,625
Dillon, this is my mom.

407
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,000
Hello.

408
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:05,996
Hi, Dr. Reed.

409
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,380
Hi, Dr. Reed.

410
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:06,882
Hello, Dillon.

411
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,883
So you're Dillon.

412
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:09,585
Yeah.

413
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,474
Dillon.

414
00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:11,999
[Giggles]

415
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,340
[Giggles]

416
00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,006
[Whispers] He does.

417
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:13,684
He smells like cotton candy.

418
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,011
And this is my dad.

419
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,557
Oh, I thought you said he was

420
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,000
your stepdad.

421
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,470
Your stepdad.

422
00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,427
Oh, i--i--

423
00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,098
I didn't say that.

424
00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:23,395
What I said was technically,

425
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:23,999
he's me and kaci's stepdad.

426
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,190
He's me and kaci's stepdad.

427
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,152
See, our real dad lives in L.A.,

428
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,782
so we have a west coast dad and

429
00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,998
a east coast dad.

430
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,110
A east coast dad.

431
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:30,704
Oh.

432
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:34,528
Do you two have any beef?

433
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,995
He's a little too familiar

434
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,910
he's a little too familiar

435
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,123
with us, isn't he?

436
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:38,952
That's an understatement,

437
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,246
honey.

438
00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,000
Good luck.

439
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,250
Good luck.

440
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,832
Don't hurt 'em.

441
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,087
So, uh, Keenan tells me

442
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,998
you're a stay-at-home dad.

443
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,210
You're a stay-at-home dad.

444
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,007
I didn't say that.

445
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:51,670
What I said was technically,

446
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,997
he's a English professor at nyu

447
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,220
he's a English professor at nyu

448
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,053
who works from home.

449
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,598
Uh, key word: Home.

450
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,002
Watch yourself, Dillon.

451
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,560
Watch yourself, Dillon.

452
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,812
You're about this close to not

453
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,903
staying for dinner.

454
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:08,822
Thanks for the grub,

455
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:09,279
professor Reed.

456
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:09,858
That spinach salad was

457
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,402
delicious.

458
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:11,995
It was like there's a party in

459
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,190
it was like there's a party in

460
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738
my mouth, and you're the dj.

461
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,741
[Guffaws]

462
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,783
You so funny, Dillon.

463
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:17,997
You got some spinach in your

464
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,330
you got some spinach in your

465
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,410
teeth.

466
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:21,825
[Mutters]

467
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,912
Why, thank you, Dillon.

468
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:24,000
Yeah.

469
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,710
Yeah.

470
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,540
Mother, may I, um,

471
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,125
may I be excused?

472
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:28,710
Yes.

473
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,134
Yeah? Okay.

474
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,001
Please.

475
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,170
Please.

476
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,264
Thank you.

477
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,002
Why does god hate me?

478
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,970
Why does god hate me?

479
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,715
Okay, so which one of you is

480
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,966
chaperoning our field trip to

481
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,178
the met tomorrow?

482
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:43,767
Your mom.

483
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:44,641
Oh, your dad.

484
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:45,057
No, come on.

485
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,484
I took Alexis to the zoo,

486
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,402
remember, on the last field

487
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,000
trip, and that goat ate my

488
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,940
trip, and that goat ate my

489
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,073
pashmina.

490
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,109
[Snorts]

491
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,032
And mommy cried.

492
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,149
Yeah, because it was a very

493
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:53,995
bad day for mommy, sweetie.

494
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,780
Bad day for mommy, sweetie.

495
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:55,652
Yeah, but, babe, I have

496
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,028
papers to grade, so if I do it,

497
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:57,824
you're gonna have to take Alexis

498
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,997
to go see yo gabba gabba next

499
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,530
to go see yo gabba gabba next

500
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,288
weekend.

501
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:01,869
[Doorbell rings]

502
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,752
Take that, take that, take that.

503
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,658
You do not play fair.

504
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,406
I'ma go get the door.

505
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,998
We're gonna go to

506
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,040
we're gonna go to

507
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,083
yo gabba gabba.

508
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:11,999
Oh.

509
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,130
Oh.

510
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,424
Dr. Reed.

511
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,507
Miss edmonds.

512
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,006
What are you doing here?

513
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,676
Well, this is my home.

514
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,604
What--what are you doing here?

515
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:23,972
Hey, mom.

516
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,388
Hi.

517
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,766
Oh, well that puts two and

518
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,192
two together.

519
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,000
That explains it.

520
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,560
That explains it.

521
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,858
Dillon, grab your things.

522
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,271
We have to go.

523
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,278
Oh.

524
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,239
Oh, hey, Dillon, while we're

525
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,148
upstairs, I'll show you a

526
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:35,996
picture of kaci getting potty

527
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,530
picture of kaci getting potty

528
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,572
trained.

529
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,695
I can't stand you!

530
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,033
Hey.

531
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:41,827
I'm Alex.

532
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:41,999
Oh, Dominique.

533
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,700
Oh, Dominique.

534
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,786
Are these your keys?

535
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,710
Oh, yes, thank you.

536
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,000
So, Dominique, are you new to

537
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,960
so, Dominique, are you new to

538
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,172
new Rochelle or just to

539
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,422
St. augustine's?

540
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,003
Both.

541
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:53,997
We moved here a few months ago.

542
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,090
We moved here a few months ago.

543
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,381
I had to relocate for work.

544
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,224
Oh, cool.

545
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,168
Well, how you like it so far?

546
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:57,758
Oh, it's nice.

547
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,002
Just a lot of volunteering.

548
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,090
Just a lot of volunteering.

549
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:00,717
[Chuckles]

550
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,763
I have to chaperone the

551
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,636
kids' field trip to the museum

552
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,352
tomorrow and make cupcakes for

553
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,003
the bake sale.

554
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,390
The bake sale.

555
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,135
Ah, they hit us with the

556
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,436
double whammy too.

557
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,649
I'm chaperoning tomorrow, and

558
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,518
I'm making my famous Alex

559
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:11,995
apple turnovers.

560
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,650
Apple turnovers.

561
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,651
But get this: I don't turn 'em

562
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:15,994
over.

563
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,698
[Laughter]

564
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:17,998
Oh, parking in Manhattan can

565
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,740
oh, parking in Manhattan can

566
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,241
be very expensive.

567
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:21,913
Do you want to car pool?

568
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,081
Oh, no, he's actually--

569
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:23,659
it's not funny.

570
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,002
He loves the train, and he just

571
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,370
he loves the train, and he just

572
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,412
got that new Metro card, so it's

573
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,075
like, whoo-whoo!

574
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:27,793
Swipe it in.

575
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,252
It's crazy.

576
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,080
So then I guess I'll just see

577
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:29,995
you there.

578
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,370
You there.

579
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:30,958
Okay.

580
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:31,711
Dillon!

581
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,792
Dillon, come on down, honey.

582
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,183
A'ight, well, I'll see you

583
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,088
tomorrow, Keenan.

584
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,996
Oh, yeah. You know it.

585
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,010
Oh, yeah. You know it.

586
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:42,684
Bye.

587
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,181
See you later.

588
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,932
Bye.

589
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:51,813
Babe.

590
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,646
You know what?

591
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,000
You have all those papers to

592
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,270
you have all those papers to

593
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,516
grade, so--and there's not gonna

594
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,728
be any goat at the museum, so

595
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,647
you know what?

596
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,645
I'm gonna take the kids.

597
00:12:59,737 --> 00:12:59,997
It's fine.

598
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,820
It's fine.

599
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,485
You sure you don't mind?

600
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,953
No, I'm feeling kind of

601
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,533
chaperone-y.

602
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:05,998
Chaperone-y?

603
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,500
Chaperone-y?

604
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,370
Chaperone-ish.

605
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:11,997
Chaperone-ish feeling.

606
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,580
Chaperone-ish feeling.

607
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
Yeah.

608
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,996
So what does this one look

609
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,630
so what does this one look

610
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,424
like to you?

611
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:23,757
Like two penguins drowning.

612
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,004
[Gasps]

613
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,010
[Gasps]

614
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,135
Oh, my god, it does.

615
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,393
You're so smart.

616
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:29,995
I know.

617
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,350
I know.

618
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,936
[Giggles]

619
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,191
When did that happen?

620
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,002
I don't know, but I got to

621
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,570
I don't know, but I got to

622
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,650
choose better friends.

623
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,704
Dr. Reed!

624
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,282
Oh, hello.

625
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,276
Hi.

626
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,027
I thought Alex was chaperoning.

627
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:47,997
Oh, well, you know, I haven't

628
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,950
oh, well, you know, I haven't

629
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,906
taken the kids on a field trip

630
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,366
in a while, and I just, you

631
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,076
know, I love art, and I love my

632
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:53,995
family, and I love my husband.

633
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,090
Family, and I love my husband.

634
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,338
I really--i really, really,

635
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,749
really love my husband.

636
00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,997
He's just so involved, so that's

637
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,340
he's just so involved, so that's

638
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,722
why I'm here.

639
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,430
So I guess I should be on my

640
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,969
best behavior since you're

641
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,342
here, huh?

642
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:05,997
Oh, no.

643
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,930
Oh, no.

644
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,352
Dominique, I'm not gonna spy on

645
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,101
you and bring it up in our next

646
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,392
session.

647
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:11,995
I mean, it's your life.

648
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,980
I mean, it's your life.

649
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:13,350
Not mine.

650
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,435
I'm not here to judge you.

651
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,521
You're okay, doc.

652
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,399
Oh, hey.

653
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,196
Hey, there you are.

654
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:23,989
Hey, what are you doing?

655
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:24,781
Listen, you were in such a

656
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,453
rush this morning, you forgot

657
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,071
the kids' lunches.

658
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,656
Oh, my god.

659
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,371
Thank you, sweetie.

660
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,200
Mm. You got it. You got it.

661
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:29,825
Thank you.

662
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,000
Ooh, I can see that

663
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,410
ooh, I can see that

664
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,794
lady's privacies!

665
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:32,870
Oh, sweetie, no.

666
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,865
That's a--it's just a painting.

667
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,996
Wow, look at that.

668
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,250
Wow, look at that.

669
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,094
Hey!

670
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:38,788
Oh!

671
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:39,667
Alex, hi!

672
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,303
Hey, hey.

673
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,129
Ooh, I'm sorry.

674
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:41,513
So sorry.

675
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:41,999
Sorry.

676
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,800
Sorry.

677
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,762
The kids forgot their

678
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:45,302
lunches, so i'm--

679
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,684
he's showing his privacies

680
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,220
too!

681
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,003
Oh, Alexis, sweetie!

682
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,510
Oh, Alexis, sweetie!

683
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,636
Sweetie, hang on, honey.

684
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,562
Hang on. Hang on.

685
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,179
Mom!

686
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,385
Keenan told Dillon I'm lactose

687
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:52,984
intolerant.

688
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,928
I'm just tryin' to warn a

689
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:54,688
brother.

690
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,348
Okay, you make me sick.

691
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,227
Just like ice cream.

692
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:57,983
Oh!

693
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:58,483
Keep your voi--

694
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,004
lower your voices.

695
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
Lower your voices.

696
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,612
[Giggling]

697
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,573
Watch your sister.

698
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,243
Okay...

699
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,001
Oh, my god.

700
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,360
Oh, my god.

701
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,617
Hey.

702
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,368
So you're still here.

703
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,949
What are you doing?

704
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,833
Yeah, I'm still here.

705
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,698
Oh, my god.

706
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,494
Well, since you're so cute, you

707
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:11,997
don't need to be here anymore.

708
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,290
Don't need to be here anymore.

709
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:12,869
I got this. I got this.

710
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,413
Okay.

711
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,076
Thank you for coming.

712
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:15,834
And you brought the lunches.

713
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:16,714
Thought of everything.

714
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,290
Yeah, yeah, but--

715
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,004
no, but I'm gonna call you

716
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,170
no, but I'm gonna call you

717
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:18,880
after lunch.

718
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,419
And there.

719
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:23,955
Do you feel relaxed?

720
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,798
With all these needles in my

721
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,383
face?

722
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,257
No.

723
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:28,974
Carla.

724
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:29,303
What?

725
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:29,996
I think you're being too hard

726
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,140
I think you're being too hard

727
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,720
on yourself.

728
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,425
So what, you got between Alex

729
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,894
and that woman.

730
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:34,644
It was just such an immature

731
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,975
move.

732
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,810
But you--

733
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,144
look.

734
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,687
I know you think that woman is

735
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,192
kind of competition for you,

736
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,003
but she's not.

737
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,610
But she's not.

738
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,031
Miss Helen?

739
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,738
Yes?

740
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,358
Were you eavesdropping?

741
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,654
No.

742
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,817
"Bougie" people eavesdrop;

743
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:47,995
I was straight-up bein' nosey.

744
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,410
I was straight-up bein' nosey.

745
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,531
Now listen.

746
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,997
Women like that are fantasies.

747
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,410
Women like that are fantasies.

748
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,825
You are a reality,

749
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,254
and your husband knows that.

750
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,882
So don't worry yourself about

751
00:15:59,958 --> 00:15:59,998
her.

752
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,830
Her.

753
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,458
Thank you, miss Helen.

754
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,043
You're welcome.

755
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,007
Now back to your voodoo.

756
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
Okay, gracias, vieja bruja.

757
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,880
Okay, gracias, vieja bruja.

758
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:08,966
What did you call me?

759
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,391
I called you a wise woman.

760
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,000
Thank you, darling.

761
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,470
Thank you, darling.

762
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,925
Okay.

763
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,996
I called her an old witch.

764
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,600
I called her an old witch.

765
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,686
[Grunts]

766
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,001
Well, whatcha doin', sexy?

767
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,370
Well, whatcha doin', sexy?

768
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,698
Gradin' papers.

769
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:32,993
Oh.

770
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,905
Professor, what can I do for

771
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:36,004
extra credit?

772
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,120
Extra credit?

773
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,785
Ooh...

774
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,253
Huh?

775
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,003
Ooh.

776
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,054
Oh, professor...

777
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,000
I seem to have lost my homework.

778
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,550
I seem to have lost my homework.

779
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,393
Perhaps you'll have to keep me

780
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,138
after class

781
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,000
to teach me a lesson.

782
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,140
To teach me a lesson.

783
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,022
Ooh...

784
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,000
Are you wearing heels to bed?

785
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,850
Are you wearing heels to bed?

786
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:01,766
I am.

787
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,314
Do you like 'em?

788
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,766
Yeah.

789
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,016
Yeah?

790
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:05,857
Ow!

791
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,001
Oh, god! Oh, god!

792
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,440
Oh, god! Oh, god!

793
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,105
Um, are you okay?

794
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:07,532
Are you okay?

795
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,399
Think I'm bleeding.

796
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,997
What's going on?

797
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,240
What's going on?

798
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,994
Eh, I was...

799
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:17,997
I was just trying to give you a

800
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,830
I was just trying to give you a

801
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,462
fantasy.

802
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,000
I want to be sexy for you, Alex.

803
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,920
I want to be sexy for you, Alex.

804
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,382
Oh, Carla.

805
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,093
Carla, I appreciate the effort.

806
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,003
Really, really I do.

807
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,970
Really, really I do.

808
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,009
But you don't have to jump

809
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,052
through hoops to be sexy for me.

810
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,997
You already are.

811
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,220
You already are.

812
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:37,596
Really?

813
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,981
Yes, really.

814
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,058
So it doesn't bother you that

815
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,003
my panties don't always match my

816
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,350
my panties don't always match my

817
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,476
bra?

818
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,442
[Laughs]

819
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,191
If you haven't noticed,

820
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,022
I'm a guy, okay?

821
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997
If you are in your underwear,

822
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,150
if you are in your underwear,

823
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,113
that train has already left the

824
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,823
station.

825
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,534
Now, does this have anything to

826
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,003
do with Dominique?

827
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200
Do with Dominique?

828
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,953
Why would you say that?

829
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,995
Because you got all weird

830
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:00,658
every time you saw us talking

831
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,246
together.

832
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,832
I know.

833
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:05,998
I'm sorry.

834
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,460
I'm sorry.

835
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,304
What did you think was gonna

836
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:08,628
happen?

837
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,882
I don't know.

838
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,003
I mean, you maybe get the

839
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,050
I mean, you maybe get the

840
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,092
seven-year itch or something.

841
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,756
You think I would just take

842
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,054
one look at a woman and--bam--

843
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:17,997
I would cheat, just like that?

844
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720
I would cheat, just like that?

845
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,596
Well, can you honestly tell

846
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,641
me that you don't ever look at

847
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:21,524
other women?

848
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,350
I look at other women all the

849
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:22,644
time.

850
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,726
You do?

851
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,001
Yes.

852
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,440
Yes.

853
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:24,850
Oh, my god!

854
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,807
Uh-oh.

855
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,226
Carla, look.

856
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,073
It's like when we go out to eat.

857
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,998
Just because I look at the menu

858
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,230
just because I look at the menu

859
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,987
after I've ordered doesn't mean

860
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:32,689
I don't want what I already

861
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,198
have.

862
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,068
Well...

863
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:35,995
What if you get a taste for

864
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,070
what if you get a taste for

865
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,066
something else?

866
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,537
Oh, Carla.

867
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,038
Mm.

868
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,998
Mm.

869
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,370
Mm.

870
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,036
I love you.

871
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,004
And I am not going anywhere.

872
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,960
And I am not going anywhere.

873
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:49,554
Okay, now, you can drive

874
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,548
yourself crazy thinking of all

875
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,130
these things I might do,

876
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:53,995
but that's on you, all right?

877
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,720
But that's on you, all right?

878
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,391
That's your issue;

879
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,968
it's not mine.

880
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,723
Look at me.

881
00:18:59,805 --> 00:18:59,995
I'm not your ex.

882
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,850
I'm not your ex.

883
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,562
Okay?

884
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,271
I happen to be very happy with

885
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,000
what I have, and I don't need

886
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,270
what I have, and I don't need

887
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,483
anything else.

888
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,565
So you're saying I don't need

889
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,859
to wear high heels to bed and

890
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,002
dress sexy for you?

891
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,900
Dress sexy for you?

892
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,485
Now, let's not get crazy.

893
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,820
All right?

894
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,994
If you want to dress sexy, I am

895
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,002
not gonna complain.

896
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,240
Not gonna complain.

897
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,034
But, no, it's not a

898
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:21,658
deal-breaker.

899
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,373
Thank god, because, babe...

900
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,002
Yes?

901
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:24,579
Thongs hurt my butt.

902
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,833
[Laughs]

903
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:26,584
Okay.

904
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,785
Okay, I'll make a deal with you.

905
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,495
Yes.

906
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,334
Neither one of us will wear

907
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:29,668
thongs.

908
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,001
Okay, that is a deal.

909
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Okay, that is a deal.

910
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:31,796
Don't want to see you in a

911
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,249
thong.

912
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,257
Baby, nobody wants to see me

913
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,628
in a thong.

914
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,724
Well, wait, though.

915
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:35,298
On second thought--

916
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:35,842
not gonna happen.

917
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:36,004
Okay.

918
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,680
Okay.

919
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,258
I had to try.

920
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:37,932
Look, if thongs hurt your

921
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:38,680
butt, I am sure they'd hurt

922
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,140
mine.

923
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.

924
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,600
Yeah.

925
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,681
[Sighs]

926
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,439
I love you, Dr. Reed.

927
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983
And I love you, Dr. Reed.

928
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:53,996
Mm.

929
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,070
Mm.

930
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,030
Mm-hmm.

931
00:19:59,114 --> 00:19:59,744
[Knocking]

932
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:00,003
Oh, my god.

933
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,410
Oh, my god.

934
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:00,780
[Snorts]

935
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,326
Come in.

936
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,289
Hey, Alexis.

937
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,159
What's wrong, sweetie?

938
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:05,995
I had a scary dream.

939
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,830
I had a scary dream.

940
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:07,334
Oh?

941
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,214
The hamburger helper hand

942
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,080
came to life and started

943
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:10,457
tickling me.

944
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,002
I don't like getting tickled.

945
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,460
I don't like getting tickled.

946
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,594
Can I sleep with you?

947
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,170
Oh.

948
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,304
Well--you know, it's prob--

949
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,090
okay.

950
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,004
Mom, Keenan--

951
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,880
mom, Keenan--

952
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:19,507
wait a minute.

953
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,343
Why does she get to sleep in bed

954
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,797
with you?

955
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,057
I want to sleep with you.

956
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:23,998
No, no, kaci, you are too big

957
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,510
no, no, kaci, you are too big

958
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,098
to be on this bed with--

959
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,233
wait, kaci's lying.

960
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,999
I did not put that in her bed.

961
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,060
I did not put that in her bed.

962
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,725
I want to sleep with you guys

963
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,903
too.

964
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,982
[Clears throat]

965
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:37,895
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